Strangely enough, Chocolate Covered Potato Chips actually do exist, and as if that's not enough they are just like crack.
You can't stop putting these horrible things in your mouth and chewing, all the while your body screams at you and calls you all sorts of nasty names.
But your brain tells it to shut up, that you like chocolate and potato chips, and this is actually a smart way to eat the two. A freakish way of streamlining the snack process as it were.
And what is even more shocking is if you can remain chocolate-salty sober for more than a few minuets you should then realise that not only did someone decide that this was a tasty idea, but that there were at least a large enough number of people who agreed with them to make this crap commercially viable.
I'm fairly certain that this is in violation of some natural law somewhere, but I'm just too busy poisoning my body with the salted chocolate potato chip to go and look into it.
Please. Help.
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