1.21 Jigawatts!

Today we bring home the newest addition to the family. Flux. Right now his cat carrier is kinda boring, but keeping with his name sake.... that will all change.....

I won't post any concept pictures or anything, but I will say that if he reaches 88 mph in that thing, all bets are off.

Something from left Field

Last night was a sort of "Fend for yourself night" as far as dinner goes.

What did my wife have? Two portobello mushroom tops with spinach and cheese.

And myself?

Microwaved skyline chilly, 7 fish sticks, and three doughnuts.

Yeah, I win at being healthy.

Ima gonna eat my gold medal

For those who wonder if we as a society are losing our freaking minds.....

Wonder no more:

Dang it Fandango....

Movies.com used to be my major source for mainstream film info. Ratings, reviews, even upcoming buzz. Notice the bold there. Yea, you know where this is going to end up.

Apparently movies.com was bought by Fandango and then "incorporated" into the "fandango family." And by incorporated I mean completely tossed from the car as it barreled down the interstate doing 125 and revamped to be nothing more than a slightly different looking portal for Fandango. Click just about anywhere on that site, and you end up at Fandango.com with a tiny banner reminding you that Fandango is now Movies.com's pimp.

The short of it? Movies.com is now useless. It's nothing more than some homeless guy hanging out front yelling at you trying to convince you to walk into his trashy bar and spend $9.00 on a beer.

Oh Carlton.....

Weren't the 80's great? I mean it gave us shows like Captain Caveman, Today's Special, and of course, who could ever forget Voltron! (A.k.a Optimus Prime's moon-lighting gig.)

Of course as kids, we gobbled this crap up like it was pure white sugar. We didn't care that the Cap'n was nothing more than a dirty, smelly old homeless guy hanging around three hot teen "angels." Seriously, I think this show was produced by a couple of weird adult industry rejects. Just check out this episode, complete with bad porn music, the station sign reads "KXXX," and the Cap'n and his crew are on the "Bunny" show. Obviously someone had a grand ol' time sending stuff way over the heads of us kids back in the 80's.

And if we thought the Cap'n was as bad as it got, lets not forget your friend and mine.... the Shmoo, I don't even really need to explain to you what all is wrong with this cartoon.....

And Today's Special? I LOVED that show as a kid. Why? I have no clue, but oddly enough a few years later I would fall in love with Kim Cattrall as she too played the inspiring role of the store Mannequin forced to live out the day in a window only to turn into a real live person at night. She was HOT, and I was a confused 8 year old. Between these two programs my sense of reality was seriously skewed enough for me to not complain as much when Mom dragged me into the clothing stores.


Anyways, all of that was just to give me an excuse to show you this clip of Cousin Carlton's commercial for his own brand of break dancing.

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

It's a real gem (And the Holograms.... uh oh!)


Alright, that's it, I'm done, no more 80's videos.




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Oh SNAP! I lied!