May I present Flux, the newest member to our little family.
Flux enjoys eating flies, eating his own tail, purring LOUDLY, head butting, scaring himself with whatever he can find, and plotting to gain access to the restricted areas of the house.
He's pretty slick about that last one. The first couple of times he tries the direct approach, where he just decides that he's going into the bathroom, and walks right in. At which point he is removed and told no. Phase two of his ingenious plan is to use stealth. Where apparently if he moves slowly enough then I won't be able to see him, as if I'm a T-Rex or something. Or at least, that's how it works in his world. In our world, he is removed and once again told no.
His final attempt is by far my favorite. Flux will position himself at a safe distance from the door he wants to access but close enough to where he still has a clear view of it. He waits patiently for someone to open the door for themselves, and then he makes his move like a bolt of lightening. With a loud pop (which can only be the sound barrier yielding to his awesomeness) he takes off in a blur of gray and muscles his way into the door using brute force.
He hasn't tried this yet with trying to get into where we store the food, but then again, he could just be doing all of this to keep us occupied while he works on his true plan. That devious cat.
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